Hey new follower geeksrme, I checked out your blog like I do with everyone that follows me. Great birthday, I’m actually quite fond of it myself, though I do have you beat by a year.

Haha, but seriously, cool to meet yet another awesome follower born on January 15. Capricorns unite!

plazmdc:

talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

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the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

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dammit plaz why did you have that image?

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kdubzart:


THAR SHE BLOWS.

Panel redraw! Kind of, at least.

oh wow

kdubzart:

THAR SHE BLOWS.

Panel redraw! Kind of, at least.

oh wow

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jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

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I’m a college libertarian, and lemme tell ya, I’ve got my own opinions on how things should work. First of all, every Friday is beer pong day, because I’m a complete piece of shit. Just a big ol’ piece of shit, that’s what I am.
Chip Cheezum (via darkarfs)

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I normally hate Kotaku, but this kinda needs to be out there.

Petition to stop this fuckin’ thing. http://www.dosomething.org/petition/kickstarter

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